I D Rather Be Slowly Consumed By Moss Funny Bumper RGB Neon Sign

Designed by Fleyshop

Add a touch of whimsy to your space with our ‘I’d Rather Be Slowly Consumed by Moss’ humorous RGB neon sign, perfect for plant enthusiasts and anyone who appreciates a good garden pun.

Original price was: $331.00.Current price is: $165.00.
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Dimensions: 20.00 x 6.90 inches

Description

Introducing the “I’d Rather Be Slowly Consumed By Moss” Funny Bumper RGB Neon Sign, a quirky addition to any room that pokes fun at the inevitable forces of nature.

This unique sign features a humorous phrase in bold, eye-catching letters, made possible by LED technology that ensures durability and non-fragility. Unlike traditional glass neon signs, this one is safe for use and comes with a low-voltage adapter (12V) included, making it touchable without worry.

But what truly sets this sign apart is its interactive capabilities. A free RGB remote control allows you to customize the lighting experience, selecting from various colors, modes, and brightness levels. Choose from a range of settings, including color selection, dimming, flashing, and more, to create a one-of-a-kind ambiance that suits your mood.

The LED technology behind this sign is designed to withstand the test of time, ensuring it remains a conversation starter for years to come. Its compact design makes it perfect for adding a touch of whimsy to any space, whether it’s your home office, living room, or even your car (thanks to its bumper-friendly size).

Whether you’re a nature lover looking to poke fun at the forces that shape our world or simply someone who appreciates a good laugh, this sign is sure to bring a smile to your face. So why not give in to the inevitable and let the moss grow โ€“ with this sign, you’ll be slowly consumed by its charm.

13 reviews for I D Rather Be Slowly Consumed By Moss Funny Bumper RGB Neon Sign

  1. Vincent

    Fast shipping

  2. John

    Shipping took about 16 days, but I understand the delay given the recent fires in Los Angeles. It was worth the wait!

  3. Sarah

    The sign is brighter than expected

  4. Laura

    The sign feels durable and lightweight, but shipping took 20 days. I think itโ€™s because of the fire is LA.

  5. Michael

    The packaging was excellent

  6. Joseph

    Lovve it, better than expected

  7. Kevin

    Looks exactly like the picturess

  8. James

    Arrived in perfect condition! Perfect for Christmas

  9. Jessica

    My guests love it!

  10. Daniel

    Love it

  11. Chris

    It was super easy to install!

  12. Tom

    Adds so much character to my man cave

  13. Chris

    Instructions for setup were clear

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Free RGB Remote

Free RGB Remote

Control colors, brightness, and other cool functions with a free RGB remote included with your neon sign.

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Free Returns

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10 Years Warranty

10 Years Warranty

Guaranteed quality with a 10-year warranty for peace of mind.


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WHAT IS THE MANUFACTURING PROCESS OF NEONMILLIONAIRE SIGNS?

Our LED neon signs are handcrafted with precision using LED flex mounted on sturdy acrylic backings. For outdoor signs, we use high-quality LED lights encased in acrylic with an IP67 Waterproof rating, ensuring durability. Both indoor and outdoor signs are free from glass, neon gas, or mercury, making them safe and eco-friendly. Our manufacturing process is 100% cruelty-free, prioritizing quality and sustainability.

HOW EXPENSIVE IS IT TO RUN A NEONMILLIONAIRE SIGN?

Practically nothing! Our LED neon signs require zero maintenance. Say goodbye to bulb replacements, glass heating issues, mercury concerns, and battery replacements for plug-in signs. NeonMillionaire signs are highly energy-efficient, consuming 90% less energy than traditional neon lighting. Theyโ€™re designed to keep your electricity bills low while lighting up your space beautifully.

HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE FOR NEONMILLIONAIRE SIGNS TO BE DELIVERED?

Standard delivery typically takes 2โ€“3 weeks. Need it sooner? Opt for our express delivery option for just $50, and receive your neon sign within 7โ€“14 days.