I M Speeding Because I Have To Poop Funny Bumper Car RGB Neon Sign

Designed by jojosign

Emergency bathroom break alert! This humorous I’m speeding because I have to poop RGB neon sign is the perfect addition for anyone who’s ever had a, ahem, pressing engagement while driving.

Original price was: $339.00.Current price is: $168.00.
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Dimensions: 20.00 x 8.33 inches

Description

Introducing the I’m Speeding Because I Have to Poop funny Bumper car RGB neon sign! Add a touch of humor to your garage or man cave with this quirky sign that’s sure to bring smiles to everyone’s face.

This fun and eye-catching sign features bold, easy-to-read letters in vibrant RGB neon lights. The included 12V adapter ensures safe operation, while the free RGB remote control lets you customize the display to suit your mood. Choose from a range of colors, adjust brightness, or opt for flashing modes – there’s even more!

What sets this sign apart is its durable design. Made using cutting-edge LED technology, it’s non-fragile and long-lasting, unlike traditional glass neon signs that can be prone to breakage. This means you don’t have to worry about it getting damaged from everyday use.

The sign is also touchable, making it perfect for displaying in your garage or workshop. The low voltage ensures safe handling, so you can easily position the sign without worrying about electrical shock.

Whether you’re a car enthusiast, a fan of quirky humor, or just looking for a unique addition to your space, this I’m Speeding Because I Have to Poop funny Bumper car RGB neon sign is an ideal choice. Its bright colors and fun design make it a great conversation starter that’s sure to bring a smile to everyone’s face.

13 reviews for I M Speeding Because I Have To Poop Funny Bumper Car RGB Neon Sign

  1. Vincent

    Fast shipping

  2. John

    Shipping took about 16 days, but I understand the delay given the recent fires in Los Angeles. It was worth the wait!

  3. Sarah

    The sign is brighter than expected

  4. Laura

    The sign feels durable and lightweight, but shipping took 20 days. I think itโ€™s because of the fire is LA.

  5. Michael

    The packaging was excellent

  6. Joseph

    Lovve it, better than expected

  7. Kevin

    Looks exactly like the picturess

  8. James

    Arrived in perfect condition! Perfect for Christmas

  9. Jessica

    My guests love it!

  10. Daniel

    Love it

  11. Chris

    It was super easy to install!

  12. Tom

    Adds so much character to my man cave

  13. Chris

    Instructions for setup were clear

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Free RGB Remote

Free RGB Remote

Control colors, brightness, and other cool functions with a free RGB remote included with your neon sign.

Free Returns

Free Returns

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10 Years Warranty

10 Years Warranty

Guaranteed quality with a 10-year warranty for peace of mind.


WHAT ARE NEONMILLIONAIREโ€™S PAYMENT AND BILLING TERMS?

To confirm your order, payment must be made online. Please note that once payment is processed, refunds are not available. We accept payments via credit/debit cards and PayPal for your convenience.

WHAT IS THE MANUFACTURING PROCESS OF NEONMILLIONAIRE SIGNS?

Our LED neon signs are handcrafted with precision using LED flex mounted on sturdy acrylic backings. For outdoor signs, we use high-quality LED lights encased in acrylic with an IP67 Waterproof rating, ensuring durability. Both indoor and outdoor signs are free from glass, neon gas, or mercury, making them safe and eco-friendly. Our manufacturing process is 100% cruelty-free, prioritizing quality and sustainability.

HOW EXPENSIVE IS IT TO RUN A NEONMILLIONAIRE SIGN?

Practically nothing! Our LED neon signs require zero maintenance. Say goodbye to bulb replacements, glass heating issues, mercury concerns, and battery replacements for plug-in signs. NeonMillionaire signs are highly energy-efficient, consuming 90% less energy than traditional neon lighting. Theyโ€™re designed to keep your electricity bills low while lighting up your space beautifully.

HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE FOR NEONMILLIONAIRE SIGNS TO BE DELIVERED?

Standard delivery typically takes 2โ€“3 weeks. Need it sooner? Opt for our express delivery option for just $50, and receive your neon sign within 7โ€“14 days.