My Farts Hospitalize Small Children RGB Neon Sign

Illuminated warning sign ‘FartKnocker’ that humorously warns of potentially hazardous flatulence, perfect for parents and caregivers to hang in a nursery or playroom.

Original price was: $333.00.Current price is: $166.00.
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Description

Introducing Fartknocker: The Unapologetic Neon Sign for the Foul-Mouthed Fun-Lover!

Are you tired of subtle humor? Do you want to make a statement with your decor? Look no further than our outrageously fun My Farts Hospitalize Small Children RGB Neon Sign! This cheeky gem is sure to bring a smile to anyone’s face, or possibly cause a child to giggle uncontrollably (and maybe even cry).

This neon sign features a playful design that’s both eye-catching and conversation-starting. The low-voltage LED technology ensures it’s safe for indoor use, with no risk of electrical shock. Plus, the included 12V adapter makes setup a breeze.

But what really sets Fartknocker apart is its customizability! With the included RGB remote control, you can choose from an array of colors, patterns, and modes to match your unique personality. Want to dim the light to create a more subtle ambiance? Done. Need to add some flashing flair for a party? Easy peasy.

This neon sign isn’t just about looks; it’s also built to last with durable LED construction. Unlike traditional glass signs, Fartknocker won’t shatter or break easily, making it perfect for high-traffic areas or rowdy gatherings.

So why settle for boring decor when you can have a statement piece that’ll leave your friends in stitches? Get ready to join the ranks of the proudly potty-mouthed with Fartknocker, the ultimate neon sign for anyone who dares to be different!

14 reviews for My Farts Hospitalize Small Children RGB Neon Sign

  1. Marco

    Shipping toke 12 days, the sign is great

  2. Vincent

    Fast shipping

  3. John

    Shipping took about 16 days, but I understand the delay given the recent fires in Los Angeles. It was worth the wait!

  4. Sarah

    The sign is brighter than expected

  5. Laura

    The sign feels durable and lightweight, but shipping took 20 days. I think itโ€™s because of the fire is LA.

  6. Michael

    The packaging was excellent

  7. Joseph

    Lovve it, better than expected

  8. Kevin

    Looks exactly like the picturess

  9. James

    Arrived in perfect condition! Perfect for Christmas

  10. Jessica

    My guests love it!

  11. Daniel

    Love it

  12. Chris

    It was super easy to install!

  13. Tom

    Adds so much character to my man cave

  14. Chris

    Instructions for setup were clear

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Free Shipping

Free Shipping

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Free RGB Remote

Free RGB Remote

Control colors, brightness, and other cool functions with a free RGB remote included with your neon sign.

Free Returns

Free Returns

Exchange or return your order with no extra cost.

10 Years Warranty

10 Years Warranty

Guaranteed quality with a 10-year warranty for peace of mind.


WHAT ARE NEONMILLIONAIREโ€™S PAYMENT AND BILLING TERMS?

To confirm your order, payment must be made online. Please note that once payment is processed, refunds are not available. We accept payments via credit/debit cards and PayPal for your convenience.

WHAT IS THE MANUFACTURING PROCESS OF NEONMILLIONAIRE SIGNS?

Our LED neon signs are handcrafted with precision using LED flex mounted on sturdy acrylic backings. For outdoor signs, we use high-quality LED lights encased in acrylic with an IP67 Waterproof rating, ensuring durability. Both indoor and outdoor signs are free from glass, neon gas, or mercury, making them safe and eco-friendly. Our manufacturing process is 100% cruelty-free, prioritizing quality and sustainability.

HOW EXPENSIVE IS IT TO RUN A NEONMILLIONAIRE SIGN?

Practically nothing! Our LED neon signs require zero maintenance. Say goodbye to bulb replacements, glass heating issues, mercury concerns, and battery replacements for plug-in signs. NeonMillionaire signs are highly energy-efficient, consuming 90% less energy than traditional neon lighting. Theyโ€™re designed to keep your electricity bills low while lighting up your space beautifully.

HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE FOR NEONMILLIONAIRE SIGNS TO BE DELIVERED?

Standard delivery typically takes 2โ€“3 weeks. Need it sooner? Opt for our express delivery option for just $50, and receive your neon sign within 7โ€“14 days.